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23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To

We all enjoy a good laugh every now and then, and when you crochet, you enjoy a unique sense of humour that these perfectly punny pictures pinpoint precisely (try saying that quickly).

We’ve collected 23 of the best crafty jokes and memes shared on our magazines’ social media – so sit back, relax, and get ready to say out loud, “Oh, that is so me!”

1

With the amount of yarn I just bought, I should be ashamed of myself… Let’s be clear, I’m not, but I should

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
2

My problem isn’t that I buy too much yarn… My problem is that I shop faster than I crochet!

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
3

Any questions asked while I’m counting crochet stitches will be answered with LOUDER COUNTING! We can all admit to being guilty of this…

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
4

You know you’re a crafter when you search Pinterest more than Google

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
5

To crochet or not to crochet, that is the question… What a silly question. Now get me my crochet hook!

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
6

Crochet is a bit like being a magician… You mumble to yourself, wag a stick around, and no one has a clue how you do it!

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
7

I was going to do something important today… but I kept getting distracted by all the fun crochet projects!

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
8

Don’t question the size of my yarn stash… unless you think it needs to be BIGGER!

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
9

crAFTERSHOCK: the feeling one gets when they realise how much they spent on yarn

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
10

You know you’re a crafter when the first thing you pack for a holiday is your current project

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
11

Crocheting until I can’t lift my arms counts as exercise, right?

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
12

Laughter isn’t the best medicine, crochet is… It leaves you in stitches!

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
13

“I won’t buy any more yarn until I use everything I have at home,” I said. Then I laughed and laughed!

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
14

When it’s justified to buy more yarn: 5% Having a bad day, 5% You just got paid, 10% Needed for something you’re working on, 120% Just because!

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
15

Oh look, it’s crochet o’clock! (AKA any and all hours of the day)

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
16

Real life is really starting to interfere with my crocheting time…

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
17

“I have all the yarn I need!” said no crocheter ever. Must have more!

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
18

Call me a romantic, but I like long walks together… down the craft aisle

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
19

Sometimes I feel sad… but then I remember that I have a GIANT YARN STASH waiting for me at home, and that cheers me right up!

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
20

Some days I amaze myself!... Others, I spend half an hour looking for the crochet hook I’m holding…

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
21

True friendship is helping someone to untangle their yarn

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
22

Yarn fills a special place in my heart… not to mention my bedroom, my living room, my cupboards, and basically everywhere I can hide it!

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To
23

I’m a crochet-a-holic on the road to recovery

23 Hilarious Jokes That Only Crocheters Will Relate To

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