If you’ve never heard a knitting or crochet joke before, you’re in for a treat! Here are 20 jokes that will have you crying, laughing, and then crying again. Beware, you might not be able to unhear them…
Why do spiders spin webs?
No one’s ever taught them to crochet.
What did the knitter say to Michael Buble?
I’ve got you under my skein.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a porcupine?
An animal that knits its own sweaters.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
They always drop their needles.
What X-Men character liked to knit?
Wool-verine.
Christmas
Granny Squares
Toys
Amigurumi
Baby
Homewares
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