If you liked our pick of Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Men, then we think you’ll love our pick of vintage ladies patterns. While some of these offenders aren’t quite as cheesy as the guys, we think it’s the photography that really makes them! Sit back and enjoy…
Breast in line
We feel these would be better suited as table coasters.
It's so fluffy!
Need we say anymore?
In sheep's clothing
It’s just a bit too much cream.
Who likes short shorts?
So wrong they’re almost right, but still wrong.
This snazzy set is from the Ripple Crochet pattern book.
It’s easy to miss the horse that’s being used as a seat.
Put a spring in your step with a bobbly ensemble.
A stegosaurus (with an eyebrow) jumper – say no more.
This image is approximately 97% poncho.
The green lean
She has her casual pose down to a tree - T, we mean.
In the loop
The loop stitch as we’ve never seen it before.
Dare to square
It seems strength in numbers isn’t always the case!
Return of the poncho
We’re all poncho’d out!