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13 Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Women

13 Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Women

If you liked our pick of Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Men, then we think you’ll love our pick of vintage ladies patterns. While some of these offenders aren’t quite as cheesy as the guys, we think it’s the photography that really makes them! Sit back and enjoy…

Breast in line

We feel these would be better suited as table coasters.

13 Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Women
It's so fluffy!

Need we say anymore?

13 Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Women
In sheep's clothing

It’s just a bit too much cream.

13 Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Women
Who likes short shorts?

So wrong they’re almost right, but still wrong.

13 Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Women
Ripple effect

This snazzy set is from the Ripple Crochet pattern book.

13 Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Women
Stripy set

It’s easy to miss the horse that’s being used as a seat.

13 Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Women
Drum roll

Put a spring in your step with a bobbly ensemble.

13 Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Women
Absolutely rexless

A stegosaurus (with an eyebrow) jumper – say no more.

13 Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Women
Poncho power

This image is approximately 97% poncho.

13 Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Women
The green lean

She has her casual pose down to a tree - T, we mean.

13 Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Women
In the loop

The loop stitch as we’ve never seen it before.

13 Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Women
Dare to square

It seems strength in numbers isn’t always the case!

13 Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Women
Return of the poncho

We’re all poncho’d out!

13 Hilarious Vintage Patterns for Women
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